I walked into the doctor’s office (7th floor of Mass General), and said to the secretary (with four people right behind me in the waiting chairs), “Hello, I’m here for a shot in the butt.” And the secretary said “Ah, you must be Robin!”
I swear to god I said that. Ask my mom. :) Megan didn’t believe me! My mom said that in my medical chart it probably says “smart ass.”
I got the shot in the right cheek, and Dr. Ross said “I just need to see the top portion of your crack so I know that I’m actually doing it into your butt.” Except I’m not sure he used the word butt. But I felt a little silly about pulling my underwear/pants down, but I just pressed on! The shot burned a bit, and I felt a bit nauseated walking into the hallway, but it quickly passed.
I totally should have asked my mom to take a picture with my phone for my blog. I had my pants mostly up, so it wouldn’t have been totally inappropriate. I have another shot tomorrow, but I’m going by myself, so I won’t have anyone to take the picture. Curses!
Tomorrow will hopefully be the left cheek. Perhaps I will greet them with “Hello, I’m here for another shot in the butt.”

