• Monday, October 06th, 2008

This is what my night stand looks like. Every night before I go to bed, I turn my bottle of Synthroid (my thyroid medicine) upside down so I know I haven’t taken it yet. I also have to have a glass of water next to my bed every night so I can take my pill in the morning.
Since having my thyroid removed, I have to take a pill every single day for the rest of my entire life. I have to take it on an empty stomach one hour before eating, so I wake up in the early morning and take it, and then have a second alarm that goes off when it’s actually time to get up. I try to take it about 2 hours before I would normally have to wake up, to make sure I’m able to go back to sleep. So if I have to wake up for 8, I take my pill around 6am. Then, once I take it, I turn the pill bottle right side up, so when I wake up at 8, and see its right side up, I know I’ve taken it.
The other day I had a dream that I had taken it, and in my head, I kept arguing with myself about whether or not I had taken it. I woke up at 9 to see the bottle still upsidedown, and I groaned, because I hadn’t taken it like I thought, and now I had to wait an hour before I’d be able to eat breakfast.
It’s been happening a lot to me lately where my 6am alarm will go off, and I shut it off without taking my pill. Then I wake up later and realize I must have shut my alarm off. Luckily, I usually wake up before it’s really time to get up. That way, I don’t have to putter around the house starving for an hour.
Having to take a pill for the rest of my life sucks. Having to keep water by my bed everynight also sucks. I’m always afraid I’m going to spill it on my iPhone, and that has to be near me too, cause that’s what I use as my alarm clock (I can set multiple alarms with it).
Also, what am I going to do if/when I get married (or live with someone)? They too will be woken up every morning by my pill alarm clock? That’s super annoying. I agree that I can set one alarm, wake up, take my pill, then shower and get ready for work and THEN eat, but I’m always starving in the morning, and it is the absolute first thing that I do. I can take my pill 2-3 hours after I eat, too, but I don’t think I would remember it all the time. Plus, I’m a constant snacker, and don’t know if I can go 4 hours without eating anything.
I want someone to invent a thyroid medicine Nuva Ring. Where I can put something in my body once a month and it will naturally release the correct amount of thyroid hormone. Thing is, where would I insert it?